Sunak Proposes A Police State To Solve Democracy
Sunak has a plan to address mob rule and extremists.
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak recently warned police chiefs of a “growing consensus that mob rule is replacing democratic rule” and, in a recent speech, claimed extremist groups in the UK are “trying to tear us apart”. This comes after the widespread public backlash of the UK government’s support of Israel’s actions in Gaza. Sunak, The UK’s third unelected prime minister in a row, has planned to expand the UK’s new anti-protesting laws to a full-blown Police State to solve the “mob rule” problem, also known as democracy.
The move has been horrific for Sunak’s chances in the upcoming election, as they have boosted his disapproval rating to 73%, a record high for any conservative. This is not surprising as 71% of the UK supports an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and, by extension, those “mob rule” marches. This shouldn’t be a problem, though, as Sunak plans on launching the Police State in time for the general election to ensure this mob rule doesn’t mess with UK democracy and only the 19% of the country that is satisfied with his leadership votes.
Sunak’s opposition Keir Starmer, who defended Israel’s right to cut off water to Gaza (which is a literal crime against humanity) and who is accused of pressuring the House of Commons Speaker to subvert democracy to crush his Labour MPs rebelling and voting in favour of a ceasefire, has applauded Sunak’s Police State plans. However, he has stated that he will only support the move if he can use the Police Force against his own pesky MPs from using their democratic rights and representing their constituents.
Human rights group Amnesty International has stated that the PM has “wildly exaggerated the issue.” However, Tory insiders have claimed that Amnesty International has misunderstood Sunak’s speech and plans. According to this insider, the extremists “trying to tear us apart” Sunak is referring to are those within his own party and cabinet. Such as Suella Braverman, who has pushed the human rights-breaching Rwanda bill and called the recent ceasefire demonstrations “hate marches”, Lee Anderson, who refused to apologise for claiming London Mayor Sadiq Khan is controlled by Islamists for not openly supporting genocide and stamping out Gaza protests, and Lizz Truss who’s brashly implemented economic ideology nearly bankrupted the entire country, deepening the cost of living crisis to levels unseen since the 1950s. These insiders have claimed the Police State Sunak has proposed is intended to hold these politicians accountable to the same hate speech and liability laws ordinary citizens face.
However, any hopes of Sunak’s Police State having any real effect on politicians are slim, as the Met Police has been found to be institutionally racist, misogynistic and homophobic. So in Sunak’s totalitarian Police State daydream, the Tories and Labour can continue without being held accountable, and despite calling ourselves a democracy, political parties and the government will continue fragrantly not to represent us and laugh at even the notion of accountability.
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